mom: you’re not going to the party?
me: no, I have church
mom: that’s right
me: besides I don’t do that anymore
mom: mo more party life? why?
me: I don’t like the drinking scene anymore
mom: since when?
me: I never liked it. I don’t party anymore
mom: no you stopped
me: WHICH IS WHY I DON’T DO IT ANYMORE
you don’t know me woman